Facebook Hashtag 

A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.

(Facebook Hashtag)

#eatingasammich

"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley

Facebook Hashtag by xx2112xx May 25, 2013

Facebook Hashtag 

The leech of society. Because Facebook doesn't have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your Facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.

Your Facebook Hashtags. I hate them.

Facebook Hashtag by S.102 August 20, 2014

Facebook Warrior 

A facebook warrior is a person who is always on facebook.

Tyrone : Yo swear down bruv, James is always on facebook.

Reece : Yeah innit he's a facebook warrior.

Facebook Warrior by Chei October 19, 2011

Facebook fart 

When you comment or post on facebook, but misspell or make a grammatical error, delete it, and not post again to avoid annoying your friends.

Friends post: Going to a lil wayne concert!

Comment 1: He suuucks

Facebook fart: He isn't sick, he's I'll

The facebook fart is then quickly deleted and a corrected version is not posted.

Facebook fart by weezy blows me July 17, 2011

Facebook Tourette's 

When someone gets so pissed off that they forget that their parents/teachers/bosses can see what they say and go on a swearing binge that usually takes place in comment threads on a wall post or status. At its worst, Facebook Tourette's dissolves into a shapeless, embarrassing deluge of profanity that lacks any semblance of grammar.

Tommy: LOL shut up jimmy
Jimmy: no tommy you shut the f@*k up you f@*king b*%@h d*%k piss s@!t d@*k f^*k
Tommy: dude you should be medicated i think u have facebook tourette's

Facebook Tourette's by Roger McChicken Smodger July 21, 2011

Facebook Official 

when you know someone is actually in a relationship, usually after that person lets the other one spit in their mouth.

that girl spit in your mouth bruh?

yes, i only let her cause we're facebook official

Facebook Official by henrystclair July 27, 2010

facebook official 

the defriending of a friend is not official until you have deleted said other on facebook.

Mike: so are they not friends anymore?
Sam: Nope, its Facebook official, she deleted him.

facebook official by unfriendable October 30, 2010