David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024
Get the Davidmug. A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020
Get the David Lochmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》David《¤》Fumero《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》China《¤》mug. King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.
"On king David I will do it"
by GodDam_ January 27, 2025
Get the On king Davidmug. A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend
by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020
Get the Davidmug. The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.
"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017
Get the david that goliathmug. 