Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Call of Duty

A game series that hasn’t gotten better in a long time. In fact, the series is getting worse over time. Vanguard’s my proof. Zombies is the only good, fun part of those games.

Person 1: Call of Duty is trash! The old games are the only good ones, with a few others.

Person 2: Call of Duty: Vanguard is an amazing game, what are you taking about?

Person 1: *Kicks Person 2 into the stratosphere*

by Cum-Chalice April 22, 2022

Call of Freaky

A lobby full of Big, Braulick, Black men all running basilisk with snakeshot, gay pride camos, and wearing bunny costumes.

This isn't call of duty, this shit Call of Freaky.

by Not Alastor The Monk July 10, 2024

Find A better Use For A Tin. Call Me

unlimited use for a tin

yo why a tin.

a tin has many uses pal.

Find A better Use For A Tin. Call Me

by Joint Tin November 4, 2021

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Booty Call

In the Old West, cowboys could be out the dusty range, for months at a time, they'd get mighty dirty. So they'd mosey into town with nothing but clothes on their backs and they'd need to wash 'em. So what they'd do is, they would go down to the creek and strip down until they were wearing nothing but their boots. They would keep their boot on, because of rattlesnakes. In order to warn people who were swimming that the naked cowboy was on his way. He'd yell or call: "Booty", "Booty". Hence "Booty Call"

Here comes again Mr. Johnson for another Booty Call. The last one was very dirty.

by FulgoreX January 7, 2020

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024