blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Ream-n- blow

When a guy ( usually lying on his back ) receives a blow job and has his ass reamed by a girl at the same time . The reamer has to use at least three fingers for it to qualify as a true ream-n-blow .

After a night of drinking we ended up in the sack and she gave me a long, hard ,deep ,wet , ream-n- blow !!!

by Ream-n-blow May 16, 2018

Blow Hole

Mix a shot glass of your fav liquor and cream. The person who is the "whale" gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air. Then the person sticks confetti up their ass and then wedges the shot glass filled with liquor in their asshole. A second person then takes the shot with only their mouth while the "whale" pushes with their abdomen to shoot out the confetti into the air.

I took a Blow Hole out of her ass and it was super creamy.

by PistolPeat December 21, 2022

Bubble blowing Betty

A girl who loves everything with a penis. She always chooses the wrong men with chaods. She loves to gag on your balls so be careful

"bro did you hear bubble blowing Betty was coming to that party in the lace thongs"

by Chaod slopper April 4, 2021

Sound Blowed

the same thing as “your capping” as in your lying

Nigga you sound blowed shut the fuck up

by Rereforreallss June 1, 2019

blowing a band

Spend $1,000

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.

by BkluSmoke May 6, 2018

blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021