The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
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Person A: Have you seen KD stepping on the line 3 point line at his clutch shot?
Person B: Yes the Snake just has hockeysticks as feet.
Person A: Yeah but he's still a great player.
Person B: Thats true.
Person B: Yes the Snake just has hockeysticks as feet.
Person A: Yeah but he's still a great player.
Person B: Thats true.
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