flying fladootle

when a flamingo flys over your and shits on your chest

jacob was walking in florda and he chased flamingos and one flew over him and flying fladootled on him

by hank junyor December 27, 2010

mud fly

A bloke who works in mines or FNC typically a plumber by trade. Will fuck anything that has a Pulse. Will tell you every time he gets a day off and will also tell you how much he’s spent on his shitty GU coil cab. Often will message girls “hey u up” unannounced

See that bloke over there in a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly

by Shit slinger May 1, 2022

flannel fly

A guy(Cis or trans) that is known to prefer the company of lesbian women for platonic relationships.

Is thought of as the equivalent (counterpart) of a woman who is known to associate with gay males. (Fruit fly)

Why is he always wasting his time with those women, doesn't he know they are all lesbians?

Nah, he knows, he is just a Flannel Fly.

by Flannel Fly 66, LLC March 21, 2017

flying carpet trick

When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...

ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?

by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007

FLYING DONKEY

A rare species where thou Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone when about to explain an idea

"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess it about a FLYING DONKEY neh¿

by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021

foreskin fly

A straight woman or gay man who clings to a man’s foreskin tightly against the man’s will. Like a fly, you can try shooing her away all she wants, but she just comes right back.

“Dude, why’s Janey at your place? I thought you broke up with her months ago.” “I did, bro, but I can’t seem to shake that foreskin fly.”

by Speak E Z June 28, 2020

Pee The Pee The Flying Pee

Pee, he fly around so fasttt
Pee, he save the world from mites
Pee, he so quick he fly pasttt
Pee, he scared of many heights
Pee, he will always belong
Pee, he say this the end of the songggg

Pee The Pee The Flying Pee (proper noun)
Pee The Pee The Flying Pee is an incredibly wise flying Minecraft pig.

All mighty Pee The Pee grace us with your presence!!

by AngelSimps October 12, 2021