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Pissher Washing

Using one's own urine stream to remove fecal residue from a toilet bowl left by a previous depositor, commonly using the maximum possible force with which one can expel urine.
Male 1: Dude, you've been drinking coffee like crazy!
Male 2: I know, the janitor is on strike and I gotta do some pissher washing.
by ilovechicclete July 20, 2011
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Walker Washington

A beer pong team hailing from Worcester, Massachusetts that is taking the East Coast by storm. This team consistently wins multiple tournaments each and every week. Brett 'TheJett' Duquette and Antwan 'Walker' Robinson are the members and are best known for their clutch shooting as well as their asshole antics. Another thing they are known for is when Brett 'TheJett' hits last cup, he begins flying away like a "plane" all while Antwan 'Walker' attempts to guide him in for a proper landing.
Player 1: Yo man we are only one game away from the finals...
Player 2: Yeah, but we are playing Walker Washington.
Player 1: Shit we don't stand a chance.
TheJett: Hey, at least you already know that.
by Bobby John Iwanow July 26, 2011
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Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.
Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.
by balconybelly November 11, 2011
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sam washer

1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.
''What was that wet noise?''
''Did she just Sam Washer?''
''She sure did!''
by Robyn Thorpe May 1, 2012
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toley washer

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)
He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer!
by Martorious January 18, 2013
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Nickle Washer

1.) One who is void of talent and tact. Loser or lay-about. A generally worthless human being.

2.) One who washes nickles for employment.
1.) "That no good nickle washer stole my wallet."
2.) "Until this economy picks up, I've had to become a nickle washer to pay my bills."
by MeanJeanMcGee February 11, 2013
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Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013
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