Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.

Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!

by anonymous May 3, 2025

Georgetown University in Qatar

A place for bad students who want to get a good degree. It's a school of crackheads who either spend their 4 years depressed with good grades, or high off of Redbull with bad grades. They're not much of party animals but they're animals still. They have beef with Northwestern students but nobody knows why. Also: the Laffer Conspiracy.

Ummm...I guess Georgetown University in Qatar

by Maggie I don't know what to sa March 31, 2022

Fairleigh Dickinson University

A college where all the preppy white boys and girls from jersey attend. FDU is known for its sports and everyone acts and looks the same. FDU’s main sport is basketball and their are two campuses the Florham and Teaneck. Watch out for the food as it is gross.

Two Fairleigh Dickinson University students interacting

FDU student 1: This campus sucks and everyone is the same
FDU student 2: Why don’t you transfer to the other campus?

by Crazy college kid October 10, 2019

The Hottest Scene In The Universe

When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.

The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

University of Denver

The University of Denver is a preppy school for stoners who want to study business and don't know what to do with their lives. One of the few schools to have the honor of being blown up by the gentlemen at Colorado School of Mines in the early 20th century.

I go to the University of Denver. Yeah I do weed. How did you know?

by Not a Mines Student March 27, 2023

Informational Universe Theory

This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?

Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Highway 7 University

The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.

Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!

by cutmantate March 2, 2019