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Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.
I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost
by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025
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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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University High

The worst fucking school in Central Florida right after Colonial High. Everyone there is fucking stupid and the popular kids are more annoying than a mosquito in your room at 2 A.M.
Person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at
by Youfatmom April 10, 2022
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Universally Xi

Noun or Verb: A divine, cosmic goddess. One that can be challenged but always prospers; The act of Love in Female Form. Grounded in righteousness.
Example: “That woman is blessed! She has that Universally Xi vibe.”
by Exceptionalist July 23, 2022
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universalness

when its like universal but also ness
it had some universalness
by weeteem October 26, 2020
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Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.
“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”
by Libromancer June 8, 2021
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Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else
Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No
by NARPS April 22, 2022
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