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Turd-filtered

When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.
- God damn that fart stinks to high heaven!
- Yeah, that’s because it’s turd-filtered.
by ProudGooner6969 June 12, 2025
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big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken
Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!
by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023
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puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
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shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023
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giftwrap turd

a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.
Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd
by timi kay July 28, 2023
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Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
by The Double E August 17, 2023
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shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something
by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023
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