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turd burgies

i'll have number 3 with a few turd burgies
by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025
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Turd Suckler

someone who consumes or absorbs falsehoods without question

an insult to describe a person who is gullible or naive enough to believe or accept blatant nonsense, lies, or "bullshit".
MAGA are a bunch of turd sucklers
by CelestialWholesomeness January 9, 2026
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rim-turd

When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”

What’s the matter?”

“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
by Rim-turd January 10, 2026
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rim-turd

When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”

What’s the matter?”

“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
by Rim-turd January 10, 2026
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rim-turd

1. An instance where your roommate’s turd exits the anus in such a way that it curls around the inner-rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

2. An annoying person who won’t go away.

*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.
1. “How is that possible?” The turd is curled around the inner-rim of the bowl and won’t flush.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”

2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”

** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
by Rim-turd January 10, 2026
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Hill-Turd

i need to turd”
“but we’re on a hill
i need to hill-turd then”
by nmbr1boweater January 12, 2026
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Kerim the turd

He is bald, one-legged guy with rotten teeth and the ugliest motherfucker i’ve ever seen in my life.

He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
Look, it’s kerim the turd aka the bald ogre
by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
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