Max $antos

AKA Watamane
A mf who makes good ass music but is hella slept on

"Yo bro you heard that new Max $antos"
"Hell yeah shit slaps"

by Max $antos September 10, 2021

max

a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition

sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline

"hey shmax" "hey jermy"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

Max

he is so hot and sexy people want to cume over him and make him squirt

Oh max is so hot

by i am man March 20, 2022

Max

A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.

He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.

Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland

by Lel no May 27, 2019

max ritters

one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person

omg there is max ritters will you smash?

i cant believe max ritters is here!

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Max

A god of all sorts which if placed in an arena with any fictional character would dominate. Short for Maximum Destruction, he usually takes the form of a cat. Almost a skinwalker.

"I bet Max could beat Goku"

by Oni1604 September 28, 2022

Dirty Max

When someone says something very outa pocket

When you say you cousins girlfriend creamed
“Adrianna what are you doing?”
“Adrianna creamed!” Dirty Max

by Xen_Lover January 5, 2024