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Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
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Ninjas

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by BRICK NINJA April 6, 2021
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ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.
Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!
by FATALATOR November 21, 2011
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Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
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Ninja

The 22nd best streamer that streams mostly Fortnite and only Fortnite because his chat will scream and yell like 10-year-olds if he changes the game. He is also known for passing away from Ligma who also includes Supreme Patty. Also, is a big hypocrite when it comes to bullying (omegalul) as there are clips shown of him cussing out people and yelling at them in the game.
Virgin Male: "Have u herd abot ninja?"
Other Male: "DUDE! ISN'T THAT THE DUDE WHO DIED FROM LIGMA?"
Virgin Male: "No, it's leik 1 of teh best stremurs on witch, he playes fornight"
by Nuclearbeat21 July 22, 2018
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ninja

A person, usually part of a group, who kidnaps loved ones and friends unexpectedly and cuts off all communication to that person for extended periods of time, until its demands are met, usually involving pizza or other greasy foods.
The ninjas kidnapped her! We might never see her again, unless we give them each slices of pizza!
by Ninjafied August 27, 2009
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Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!
by Don't click this January 11, 2024
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