East lyme middle school

Home of the monkey insurance and bank corporation, East lyme middle school is a school in east lyme connecticut where monkey dollars are the main currency.

a man named jaywalking made monkey dollars

I went to east lyme middle school yesterday

by jaywalkingman July 1, 2025

Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.

Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!

by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023

Laurel Middle School

Laurel middle school is full of great black people the school is fun but people there love too fight , but there are some fine boys and girls there !!!

I would love to go to Laurel Middle School (LMS)

by malaysiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 17, 2023

Cholla Middle School

“Place where people vape and get brizzed”

"yo wya rn"

"cholla middle school lol"
"you're like a cuck aren't you"

by squibsquivb November 12, 2025

glen landing middle school

the school full of popular sluts like victoria, autumn, abby, and more.

i fucking hate glen landing middle school because everyone there is a bitch

by whoremaster101 November 16, 2019

northwestern middle school

if you’re not a basic white bitch then this school will be a living hell for you everyone here is a rich, stuck up, racist piece of shit. Don’t fuck with anybody at this school. The bathrooms are nasty as fuck and has a huge roach problem too.

Skai: “What school are you going to next year”? Tyler:”I’m going to northwestern middle school”
Skai:”Good luck, northwestern is a literal hell hole”.

by yung.goddess November 6, 2021

glen landing middle school

a school full of thots, f-boys,some baddies, and kids thinking they the shit but not the shit. and everyone is a thot and liked and dated each other at least once.

damn that girl def goes to glen landing middle school. she is a hoe, she dated me and my best friend twice!

by paapa.com November 18, 2019