dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.

Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?

by BigBoi696969 August 03, 2017

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala October 31, 2015

potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.

Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.

by SphincterWizard February 22, 2021

sheet snake

Sheet snake: what you call a males penis when he lays between the sheets.

We were just laying, cuddling in the bed when all of the sudden I was bitten by a sheet snake! F

by E - n - M #Q20 April 02, 2020

snake raps

is a rapper and makes videos of him rapping on instagram and you should go follow him @snakeraps he does other people’s songs but when he makes a youtube channel he will do his own songs and other peoples songs.

snake raps is a really good rapper

by jonah stamper August 02, 2018