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Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018
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Alca-sexual

someone in love with alcohol rather than a human being
johnny is an alca-sexual cause the sesh is better than a human l
by the sesh monster May 19, 2021
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polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd
reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?
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sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Pbgs sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to persons who are going to “Prva Bosnjacka Gimnazija Sarajevo
Person A: Hey I realised that every person I have ever liked goes to pbgs.
Person B: Oh than you must be Pbgs sexual.
Person A: Yes! I am definitely Pbgs sexual!
by Buba Koreli June 24, 2021
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Sexual Breakfast

do not tell them to leave the relationship or leave home if they're not ready – that's their decision. ask if they have suffered physical harm and if they have, offer to go with them to a hospital or GP. help them report the assault to the police if they choose to.
i gave a Sexual Breakfast to my wife, the bitch had it coming IMO
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sexual facist

Vague slur to call someone who is viewed as some sort of dishonest intent to the extent that the individual is oppressive with their chosen sexual vice
"Bob told me to put a jacket on, its warm out, what a sexual facist"
by SirPope May 5, 2022
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