a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)
by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023

by ratatouille p*rn January 23, 2021

by Forpi September 15, 2021

A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead
by Penidol January 31, 2018

by Jooper-Nanderson February 16, 2022

Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!
Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
by PlutoniumGinger March 8, 2023

by user67334091267 March 19, 2023
