Post-Second-Date Phenomenon

The phenomenon of feeling hatred and disgust following a second date with someone. Typically, the first date goes really well: you feel excited at the potential of this suitor. However, when the second date comes along, you encounter an intrusive mental blockage that prohibits you from enjoying this experience any longer. Externally, there is no issue: the date is perfect on paper. However, when reflecting on the experience, you feel a retrospective sense of repulsion that can’t be attributed to any instance. Your internal sabotage taints the image of your date, halting any prospective relationship.

“I was really excited to go on a second date with this guy because the first date went so well, but it just ended and I feel so awful and gross! It was a totally normal time: what is wrong with me? What do you think happened?” “Girl, that’s the post-second-date phenomenon!”

by Coffee Micro November 3, 2025

Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7

Looks like you’ve got post mexico syndrome.

by algal1301 June 9, 2019

Post-Ironic Sincerity

The act of using a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.

"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is some Post-Ironic Sincerity"

by Delete_Repeat April 10, 2024

Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend

Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025

post-clique

A person that recognizes true friendship comes from really considering other people. This person finds a great distaste in elitist and segregation-like behavior. This person finds value in understanding where people come from, and appreciates the value in what "nerds" and "jocks" do. The only kind this person hates are those who feed upon the social order.

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Super-Clique: No *looks at phone as if busy*.
Nerd: Oh, okay.

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Clique: *starts to look at phone* Oh yeah?
Nerd: Yeah..

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Post-Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Post-Clique: *makes eye contact* What makes it awesome?
Nerd: Oh, well...

by internationaltoidentitype April 29, 2012

PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.

People watching the debates on TV are overwhelming the health system, being affected with PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

by vetclinician October 23, 2020

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

by landoning September 3, 2019