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Post your significant other day

October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!
girl: did u know its Post your significant other day

boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭
by Archiekins545 October 7, 2022
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post-work poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.
by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly

"A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
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Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .
Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.
by WutangDad August 28, 2023
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Post Sniping

Post sniping, also known as trade sniping, is the act of intercepting a trade between two parties by suddenly making a different offer, without giving the other party a chance to respond.

Post sniping goes like this:
1. OP posts something they wish to sell or trade
2. Person makes offer on OP's item
3. Before OP responds, a different person asks what the interested person wants for THEIR item, instead of waiting for OP to confirm if they are interested.
Post sniping is a dick move.

Don't be a dick. Wait your turn.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2022
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