Lobster person

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.

A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”

by Youarealobster August 2, 2022

Cutest person ever

The cutest person is Rithy of course :D

“Wow rithy is the cutest person ever... can I hold his hand omg”-teddy

by FroggyRibbit April 10, 2021

The Perfect Person

A person whom has little to no red flags, makes you happier than words can express, and is everything you want and more

“Duuuddeee I just fell in love with this dude Devin, he is literally The Perfect Person”

by Blelelelelelelele September 29, 2023

cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021

Person

A person is a human life form.

“That person is famous!” shouted Ben

by anonymous May 6, 2024

Hottest person

Dave grohl

a: Dude you are the hottest person.
b: So i basically look like dave grohl.
c: yeah basically.

by Estefanya April 22, 2021

Saw a person in half

A threesome with two guys and a girl or another guy, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. And the motion is similar to the use of a tandem saw.

Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.

Hey Bill, would you be up to saw a person in half later?

Sure, I've always wanted to go to Paris.

by Kyr_tandemsaw June 13, 2024