Suspicious playsツ

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Suspicious playsツ
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain

by RedIsSoSus November 21, 2022

Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game

Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 16, 2021

nsa play

no strings attached.”

The acronym NSA play means “no strings attached.” As in, I'm not looking for a girlfriend, boyfriend, or serious commitment. I just want to have fun. People who are looking for no-strings-attached dates want a casual sexual encounter without making any promises about the future.

by Yeeyeetruckboi February 9, 2023

playing ugly

To behave as though you find an attractive person unappealing to you in order to flatten their sense of self-proclaimed superiority over a less attractive person.

The dude is playing ugly to that girl who clearly believes she’s out of his league.

by Call it Straight September 15, 2022

Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?

Sometimes I forget to play along

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

The Play

"The Play" is the moment in a game of Magic the Gathering that a Death and Taxes style deck takes control of the game to the point where there's a less than 25% chance of recovery.

This usually comes from breaking parity or a specific hate piece resolving, Death and Taxes decks win several turns before the game is over.

"...and there is The Play, after 9 turns of back and forth removal Steve finally resolves a Leyline of the Void, all but ensuring his victory."

"While we didn't know it at the time, The Play this game was a turn 2 winter orb. Who could have guessed an artifact deck would have such a hard time against it?"

by Elde Dragon EDHlander March 12, 2021

Play-doh nose

When a nose is so chubby and thick it looks like a chunk of play-doh that someone just slapped on

Amber: Anfisa is so pretty but something’s off about her face
Ashley: it’s because she has a play-doh nose

Amber: omg you’re right!

by nextdoor_simpleton April 17, 2024