Real

A cry for help.

*referring to the most agonizingly described point in a persons life* “Real.”

by gvlavtn July 30, 2022

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.

Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.

by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018

UK Real Rap

A subgenre of UK Rap where the production is mellow and slow with an emotional feel as the bpm being at average of 90bpm and the lyrics consist of storytelling which depicts real life situation people relate and go through which can be emotional or yet gritty.

Drill is dying UK Real Rap is coming back.

Real rap artist : Rimzee , Potter Payper , Young Teflon , Marnz Malone , Joe Blacks , Benny Banks , Ard Adz , Nines

by mrunheardof May 19, 2024

Real Nigga

Me

I am a real nigga

by SpinaX August 9, 2021

A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies

Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022

Real fellur hours

From 12 am to 12 am is when you call up your fellow brothers and tell them how much you Appreciate them.

Guy#1 yeehaw its real fellur hours borther

Guy#2 oh damn time to call up my borther

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 15, 2018