someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straightmug. We all know you lying
by FogBound23 September 14, 2021
Get the Straightmug. This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021
Get the Midtown “Straight”mug. by Steaksetfrites October 27, 2019
Get the Straightmug. Nolan: You did not get that girl's number
Chase: Dude, I did, straight up, bro
Jack: How'd you do on the test?
May: I straight up failed
Chase: Dude, I did, straight up, bro
Jack: How'd you do on the test?
May: I straight up failed
by Julietsos November 15, 2019
Get the Straight upmug. Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straightmug. I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021
Get the devastatingly straightmug.