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Joe Goal

A goal scored in football (UK) when the keeper/defender/goal post rebounds the ball back into open play to an attacking player who then scores the open goal. This can be scored in real life or on games such as Fifa or PES. The name comes from a person, Joe, who frequently scores such goals on games consoles.

Its not a respectable way to score but its a way to win.
England Vs Germany WC 2010 commentary

Gerrard runs through the german defence, passes it to Rooney. Rooney shoots, Lehman saves but Heskey scores a Joe Goal from the rebound 2 yards out.
by Bobby Wakeley December 21, 2009
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Deprivation of Joe

a serious medical condition with symptoms including:

-loneliness
-longing

and the terrible

"fucklife"
She's dying from Deprivation of Joe!
by jhddjfd March 9, 2009
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Silly Joe

When a guy named joe gives you the best damn blowjob in the entire world it makes you laugh because of how good it feels.
“Hey Joe, I heard that you and Sally were having fun last night.”

“Yeah Kyle, it was awesome. She was a trans so in that case I gave her a nice Silly Joe.”

“nice”
by Cuntbuckler October 2, 2019
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lobo joe

the man who is always staring at you from the corner of that sketchy bar you know not to go to down the street, and the one time you go there he's staring at you with Mexican bootlegged beer in his size 67 jean pockets and he is holding a giant cucumber and mouthing to you the words, "you're next".
"hey lobo joe is there"
"don't go there"
by the milkman67 March 12, 2017
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Joe Nuts

1) The word you use to piss the crap out of people when in conversations.

2) Can be used to end conversations when things get strange or boring.

3) The thing you say after you tell somebody about Joe.
1) Person 1: Alright so did you that in episode 7 of Star Wars... Person 2: Joe Nuts. Person 1) God dahmit you piece of shi-

2) Person 1: So basically after Hawkeye saw his family fade away, he turned into- Person 2: well Joe Nuts. Person 1: ok ill stop

3) Person 1: Oh yeah COD Warzone is doing a colab with Joe! Person 2: Cool, whos Joe by the way Person 1: Heheheh.. You fell for my trap... JOE NUTS BABYYYYYYYYY
by 4our20wenty6ix9ine May 13, 2021
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Joe Mama

one of the biggest planets in the whole entire world found by Mama Joe
Joe Mama looks like one of the bigest plantet ever.
by a discord moderator October 17, 2021
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Joe Dada

The Proud Husband Of Joe Dada
Timmy Who's Joe?

Joe Dada Jr. My Mom And Dad Of Course!
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant January 22, 2021
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