who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 03, 2022

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.

by aeron67 December 03, 2022

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 02, 2025

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”

by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022

Summer cut

A very short haircut over the summer.

“Dude! What happened to your hair??”
“It’s a summer cut. Old English sheepdogs do it every year.“
“Man, you don’t know about sheepdogs.”
“You don’t know about summer cuts!”

by Prometheus52 December 31, 2019

in the cut with my twin

To be in a low-key place or favorite establishment with your bestie or favorite person.

Guy 1) Did you hear about that new Publix that opened in the Dub-C?

Girl 1) Yeah, I’m finna go in the cut with my twin. We love the burrito bar.

by Flo-Ida Mahn69 February 04, 2024