Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

by Birbados November 21, 2021

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021

Ninjas in the trap

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Four bricks four bricks (get it) for stacking ninjas in the trap lyrics teaser.

by Sikhism Dharma Organization November 19, 2021

Silent 4am Ninja

is a term used to define the person who wakes up hungry at dawn, he tries his best not to make any noise to wake up his relatives, but most of the time he fails miserably

You're mom hate you for being a Silent 4am Ninja

by MinecraftFan123 October 9, 2021

Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

Cyber Ninja

Noun. A person who attempts to prove an issue to be true, only to have the opposite occur.

You said I owe you $5, but showed that you actually owed me $10 you Cyber Ninja

by Cyber trump September 28, 2021

what up ninja

A youtube channle made by a stoner for stoners

"Yo you see that new what up ninja video that stoner is crazyyy"

by Big daddy665 July 20, 2021