Skip to main content

michael shaw

Michael Shaw thinks he’s slick cause he’s got a small dick. He also looks like Megan’s toe
Michael Shaw also got a haircut and he won’t show me
by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019
mugGet the michael shaw mug.

Michael Standard Time

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019
mugGet the Michael Standard Time mug.

Michael

Michael is a perfect boyfriend, he does everything for his girlfriend. He has high responsibility. He works for who he loves and will everything do that she is happy and she can have a good future with him.
Girlfriend:Baby why do you work and can't visit me, i miss you so much and i will see you
Michael: I want to give you a better future because i am your man and i have to give you all you want.
by a. h. January 29, 2019
mugGet the Michael mug.

The Marvelous Michael

The Marvelous Michael is a beautiful woman who just turned 18 if you get to meet her your so lucky. Because if you end up being her friend she will care for you and defend you and be there for you. Don't play with her because you'll never find anyone like her.
The Marvelous Michael is the best sister friend I could have.
by Beautifulme723 February 2, 2019
mugGet the The Marvelous Michael mug.

Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019
mugGet the Michael Lang mug.

Michael chambers

by Matknee2020 February 5, 2019
mugGet the Michael chambers mug.

Michael

Sexy loughmore man who is going to fail the mocks
Michael u are rarted
by Knobhead69 February 7, 2019
mugGet the Michael mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email