Michael

He’s so cool and loves to play fortnite and is cracked at basketball and def pulls all the girls

Michael is so cracked at basketball he can 1v all the girls in his grade

by Asdfjalsdfjlkjdsafjka December 1, 2021

michaeling

being a cheater and a man whore with cheat on nice people coz hes mean

michael be michaeling

by kitsune<£ December 22, 2023

Michael Rapaport

A person lacking in brain capacity wherein they can't even see the obvious.

Boy, pass me the ketchup next to your plate.

I don't see it.

Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?

by FreePalestineNow November 19, 2023

Michael

Michael, Sexy, handsome guy with a huge dick. he is also very smart and is the best boyfriend you could ever have, he makes girls, tap out very fast.

Michael The best boyfriend you could ever have

by kjckjdjns March 23, 2021

Michael

Hes a hot sexy beast of a babe he can be violent sometimes but hes hot dont miss out on a opportunity hes makes these gay jokes too he usually has a friend named Jadiel or Juan hes say men men men men men all the time too plus he is loyal and ofc he has a big black cock

DADDY MICHAEL

by ArianaHaverstraw May 4, 2022

michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity

Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now

by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025