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mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect
I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection
by AZwheelman September 3, 2021
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mexican man skin

That sweet brown skin that as soon as you touch it, you are immediately with child. Or 3 or 4 of them.
OMG, So Pedro gave me a hug last week...I missed my period! That Mexican man skin don' impregnated me!!
by DarthRogue1 September 5, 2017
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Mexican Glue Trap

When you rip a girls wig off, cum on her head and stick it back on
“Girl I was with this nigga las night & he gave me a mexican glue trap”
by Spymumbogots December 20, 2019
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Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.
by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018
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mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.
While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.
by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016
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Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.
(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.
by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010
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Mexican love puff

When you cum so hard that you fart.
"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."
by chubnubby March 18, 2014
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