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Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
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Jake

Just the best person in the world. Loves playing sports and isn’t scared to stand his ground against anyone!
“See Jake over there he’s probably high on weed”
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Jake paul

A guy who only thinks he’s the best boxer but boxes anyone but a real boxer and thinks he’s too shit. His brain doesn’t function properly and is a big small brain.
Man: Hey u know jake Paul

Me: oh yeah that guy. Didn’t his brother film a dead body
by sammmmmmmmmmm1919 June 3, 2021
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Jake

The embodiment of beauty, inside and out.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.

Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.
That's very Jake thing to do.
by AngelinaPortaVaga June 7, 2021
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Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!
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Jake Phase

playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.
"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"
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Jake Warburton

jake is good at rocket league and has a massive chode lmaooo shush u jokemen who find this
dog: jake can i have some weed
Jake Warburton: ofc my drilla
by reallycool69 June 11, 2021
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