Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.

“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”

by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024

jacob

the coolest guy ever

man “who was that guy from last night? he was mad cool.”
me “oh yeah that was jacob.”

by meowsquared2 May 12, 2024

Jacob

His sexuality remains elusive, some argue for him being straight, most think he is gay without any reason. He has also been accused of being a nazi

Person 1: did you hear that Jacob is gay & a nazi
Person 2: no

by Goblin_gaming May 18, 2024

Brock-jacob

the most skibidi sigma of them all and you wank brock aka bj in your life he is also knows all about skibidi sigma

Brock-jacob is sooooo sigma

by I love Brock-Jacob May 28, 2024

Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024

Jacob Elordi

The hottest man alive.

Gosh he is such a Jacob Elordi.

by love.r February 24, 2024