jake andrews

the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair

jake andrews is the hottest kid ever

by Jonper April 29, 2021

Jake

someone who is named “Jake” are Riley cool “not as cool as someone named Tennyson” but still cool

Jake is cool but I like tenn more

by The coolest person in the room November 9, 2019

Jake

A traitor from middleschool, yes I remember JAKE you expected me to forget, who cares its been 20 years, you BETRAYED me!

Remember that jerk, Jake from middleschool?
Yeah didn't he tell your c-
SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM

by TherealOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET August 27, 2019

Jake

A sensitive and sweet person that cannot hurt anyone.A person that deserves the whole world♡

:who deserves the world?
:Jake<3

by Iceskat3_ November 20, 2021

jake briningstool

sexiest man alive

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!

by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020

Jake

A man terrible at swimming

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake

by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019

Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.

Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.

by KarenPleaseIJustWantToSeeThem July 22, 2019