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god Condom

1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.

2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.

Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.

Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.

Mexican 2. god condom?!

Mexican1. god condom.
by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019
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elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)
by pebbls November 21, 2021
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God Complex

A psychosis based in uncontrolled narcissism, inflated arrogance and a perceived need to subjugate and/or ridicule other individuals deemed to be inferior or unworthy.

"I appreciate the fact that many Hollywood celebrities donate time and money to charity causes, but I wish they wouldn't present such a God complex when talking about it."

Note: The phrase "loaded God complex" is a play on words, referencing the fact that a person with a God complex can be volatile, much like playing with a loaded gun.

Other examples include individuals who often express their own success, such as their excellence in sports or video games, express themselves with limited capacity such as when responding to group messages or individuals with short sentences, one-worded responses, or constant use of images. (This falls into the loaded-god complex as the most extreme version of a god complex).
Josh needs to stop looking down on ppl. Everytime i’ve talked to him this week, he sent me GIFs for every response and somehow couldn’t respond back in time like my time isn’t precious. He seriously has a god complex
by bigdickdorgil August 27, 2021
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Birthday God

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.
Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.
by Aquamarineee September 8, 2012
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God 8

A sex position in which the more dominant male licks at the submissives rim, while the submissive preforms oral on the dominant. Much like the '69'. Can also be just another word for 'rimming'.
"Jonny, what did you do with your boyfriend last night?"
"Oh, we did the God 8. Never felt so pleasured in my life."
by GenuinlyGay August 28, 2013
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god fukkit

God Fukkit!! I locked the keys in fuckin car again!
by GooberPatrol December 2, 2018
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Toned God

A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys
Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys
by anonymoussenet August 10, 2017
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