National short people day 

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

National short people day by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

Galentine's Day 

February 13th, the other half of valentine's day, when you celebrate your love for your lady friends! single or no.

hey Judy, you are such a great friend to me, and I want to celebrate our friend love , not only my sexy love with my boyfriend Marvin tomorrow, so let's have a dinner get together the day before valentines day - Galentine's Day!

Galentine's Day by bobbo the robo February 14, 2013

valentine's day 

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.

as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.

valentine's day by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006

yeet day 

january 26th is official international yeet day because alana and i decided that nearly a year ago. someone had to do it.

yeet day is when you yeet
alana: let's make today yeet day. january 26th will always be yeet day where we just yeet all day.

yeet day by tedisnotblue January 20, 2020

Wagyu day 

Celebrating on next level Beef June 21st. The experience of Wagyu ain't just any Beef, it's 100% grade A! A5!

On Wagyu day June 21st, Carol had Wagyu with Jeff and Susan. Jeff was heard saying "Man this shit ain't real"

Wagyu day by greek657 June 22, 2022

A Jen Day 

When you decide you are just going to nap all day and be lazy and not help anyone clean up anything and stay home from work

“I’m really tired today”

“Oh ya? Are you going to take a Jen Day?”

A Jen Day by Queens5 August 9, 2012

Mayan Fools Day 

12/21/12

They sure got us good

The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.

Mayan Fools Day by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012