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Wog Can Opener

A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick April 14, 2018
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pop a can

To actually notice something or care about something
by Lyner September 21, 2019
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Beer can

A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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can of dip

1: phrase meaning yea im good
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea
1: Hey john you good?, Yea can of dip!!
2: Wanna go bull ridin?, Dude can of dip
by crazyredneck112 November 10, 2010
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Can

Can is a very friendly and kind person. He likes to drive his automobiles (whips) very fast and doesn’t look out for others. Can doesn’t flex much, but if he does his drip is enourmous! Can’s favorite sentence is “in the beninning. “ if your friend is called can you can do everything because he Has many cousins.
Damn look at Can’s new whip. It looks like if diamond are mixed.

Can has many friends. Everyone likes him
by Nigarito February 22, 2019
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