Bite off more than I can chew

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.

Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

shake the can

checking in with someone about a decision, plan of action, or proposed change

Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”

Lex: Absolutely not.

by Cherrybomb666 February 12, 2020

Can I sip your suul

When you don’t want teacher to know your asking your friend to rip their juul

Ted: Can I sip your suul?
Madi: yea bro

by Sipyoursuul March 14, 2019

you can always quit tomorrow

if your homie wants to quit a bad habit you can say it to convince him to do that bad habit one more time.

+ Homie : Dude, i am suffering from my this drunking problem.
- Y : Ahhh c'mon duuuudeeee. You can always quit tomorrow. Come drink with me one more time.
+ Homie : Ok.. One last time then.

by DamienGrey September 29, 2019

THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD

ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE

YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY

by H3IIY3ah July 29, 2022

Can I get 300 likes

I just want attension

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention

by A fucking fagget June 5, 2019

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2016