Des

Des,

She’s a sweetheart but a crackhead 99% of the time. You’ll hear her sksksk -big her way around town because she is totally a visco girl. She a freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets with her hair tied up. I wish she gay gay so I could date her.

Damn Des, please date me.

by Ashm210 September 10, 2019

Des

Wow! Great post!😀 or how the kid these days say it, LIT post! Lol! You sir deserve yourself a #hashtaglike on this post because it totally made me laugh out loud😂😂😂😂😂😂 My two sons will sure to love this #meme! They will appreciate the hip and cool mother I am😎😎😜 like a boss!!!😎✝️

An example of a good Instagram caption on des’ account is, “Wow! Great post!😀 or how the kid these days say it, LIT post! Lol! You sir deserve yourself a #hashtaglike on this post because it totally made me laugh out loud😂😂😂😂😂😂 My two sons will sure to love this #meme! They will appreciate the hip and cool mother I am😎😎😜 like a boss!!!😎✝️“

by Guest3628283627822992 May 16, 2018

de wey

the Ugandan Knuckles secret to living a good life i dont fucking know

Tom: do you know de wey?
Maxwell: i wish i was dead

by Lucifer Is Gay May 18, 2018

Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!

OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!

by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018

de-hair out

the act of shaking and/or hanging up an item — generally blankets, clothing, towels or rugs — in an effort to decrease the amount of accumulated pet hair.

The dog has been laying on that blanket for a week, so I shook it and hung it over the railing to de-hair out.

by Metaphormidable April 21, 2018

Chorar de estupidez

Quando alguém diz algo tão estupido que literalmente te faz chorar com a estupidez do que foi dito.

"Pensava que ferro não era um metal"
"Literalmente fizeste-me chorar de estupidez."

by raquetes December 27, 2017

filinho de papai

A guy that it's rich(or not) that brags about all the expensive stuff that he has like a spoiled brat that he is, all his stuff normaly its purchased with his dad's money(giving the name "filinho de papai" wich means "daddy's boy" )

Dude check my new rolex!

Bro stop being a filinho de papai you not even work, and brag as if you bough it yourself!

by Aquele cara ali January 7, 2018