Evidence-Based Moralism

A form of moralism where "evidence-based" becomes not a commitment to grounding claims in data but a weapon for dismissing views one dislikes and a badge of personal virtue. The evidence-based moralist treats their own positions as simply "what the evidence shows" and opponents' views as not just wrong but morally suspect—irrational, anti-science, dangerous. Evidence becomes a cudgel rather than a tool, a way of ending conversations rather than advancing them. The moralism lies in using the prestige of "evidence" to launder personal judgments, treating empirical support for one's views as proof of one's virtue, and dismissing those who interpret evidence differently as morally deficient rather than just differently persuaded.

Example: "He didn't argue—he just kept saying his position was 'evidence-based' and hers wasn't, as if that settled everything. Evidence-Based Moralism: using the word 'evidence' to avoid having to provide any."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Evidence-Based Puritanism

A purity culture within communities that elevate "evidence-based" as the supreme standard of legitimacy, where proper relationship to evidence becomes a test of virtue and belonging. Evidence-based puritanism demands that true members base all claims on approved kinds of evidence (usually quantitative, experimental, published in high-impact journals), treat other forms of knowledge as illegitimate, and maintain the purity of evidentiary standards against contamination by alternative ways of knowing. Members compete to demonstrate their evidentiary rigor, their commitment to "what the evidence shows," their willingness to dismiss anything that doesn't meet their standards. The result is a community that claims to value evidence while being dogmatically closed to the full range of human knowledge, treating "evidence-based" as a club rather than a commitment.

Example: "She cited decades of community experience, and they dismissed it as 'anecdotal'—Evidence-Based Puritanism, where only their kind of evidence counts, and anyone who doesn't have it is simply ignored."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Hex base

Hex base is Propylhexedrine freebase freshly synthesized in a lab. Usually, Hex base is Propylhexedrine freebase with Lavender oil and Menthol (usually found in Benzedrex). Hex base is Benzedrex. You can inhale the Benzedrex inhalers, or start a Hex Lab to make Hex Powder (Propylhexedrine HCl).

Tony: I need hex base to make Math Jr. or Hex Powder.

Meo Cortex: Crash! I need the Hex base to make the Math Jr. Hex Powder and know way more math than basic stuff. Please, give me the Hex Base crash!

by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024

She baef

A flavour, a thing, whatever you want it to be she baef will be

My favourite flavour of crisps is she baef

by Michealharmony December 17, 2024

Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

Lemon baseball

A game while you throw an unripe lemon at someone and they are supposed to splatter the lemon all over the backyard with the wooden stick

Let's play lemon baseball

by Townerstowners February 17, 2025

Mr.Based

A person known for exploiting disabled people.

You shouldn't make make money doing that, you are not Mr.Based.

by Dom Bertucci May 31, 2025