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Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
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sticky blow

When a woman receives a cumshot directly up one of her nostrils.
Person 1: Yo I heard Jessica took a sticky blow.
Person 2: Yeah she got a killer nose bleed after!
by Water Sucks November 6, 2020
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blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.
Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.
by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022
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National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job
His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day
by lilly2222 November 19, 2022
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When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.

“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”
Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life

**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**

Partner 2: “ There is a god
by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025
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blow

1. To preform oral sex on someone with a penis. See BlowJob

2. A street name for a psychoactive drug

2a (UK) Cannabis in a smokable form ex. In a bong, rolled in a joint/blunt, in a cartridge
2b (US and Canada) Cocaine most commonly in powder form.
1: I heard that you want to blow Johnny
2: The local drug dealer is selling some good blow
by Coolkakizz June 21, 2023
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Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!
by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022
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