sam

The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).

Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.

sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP

by smhdk October 23, 2022

Sam Kaminsky

Sam Kaminsky is a girl that thinks she has big tits... when really they the size of a half skittle.

Person 1: “Yo Sam Kaminsky over there thinks she’s huugggeee.”
Person 2: “But ur tits are only the half a size of a skittle.”

by Skittle_titties May 27, 2019

Sam

A Dusty Roommate

My Roommate is such a Sam.

by NOTME May 1, 2015

Sam

A young guy with boomer attitude. Sam likes to pretend he likes cats and loves to drink vodka with friends.

Yo how’s your weekend bruh?
Nothing much, just Netflix.
Ayo stop being a “Sam” boomer

by ThristyIwaNrDeRmela November 29, 2021

Sam

Big nigga with fat dick but can pull a fucking tower

Nigga bitch sam is a nigga

by Bigpussysniffer March 14, 2024

Sam

An idiot who I could totally beat in fortnite.

Stop being such a sam!!!

by Josh772 January 1, 2018

Sam A.

An expression synonymous with strangling felines.

Did you see the guy pulling a Sam A.

by Bugbrain January 26, 2023