My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

mother mirthing

When a woman laughs so hard her embryos get fertilized by the funny

Through the process of mother mirthing Jessica has become pregnant

by CupOfSlimJims March 26, 2024

Mother of Dragons

Commonly used by SGT Glitch of the Five-0 Task Force it is a phrase that is used to describe a sensation of overwhelming pain without using profanity.

*stubs toe* MOTHER OF DRAGONS!

by Mr.Viper March 22, 2021

mother riggers

Mother Riggers is a term used by preteen girls meaning mother fuckers.

Gabby: BRET IS OVER THERE WITH JAYDEN!

Katelyn: MOTHER RIGGERS!

by HonestlyBitch July 27, 2016

mother

Female who generated other living beings in her uterus.

My mother is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

Mother

A kitchen witch who ruins everyone's day.

Get that damned mother against drunk driving to give me my promised car and license of I detonate their next event.

by Cody5050 November 9, 2020

mother fraction

A phrase used by math teachers as a substitute for mother fucker. Originated from a math teacher by the name of Mr. Avasan.

Ohh shitos that hurt like a mother fraction!

by Mysterious R November 27, 2018