Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore 

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct

The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

urban dictionary 

A site that was originally intended to be a dictionary for slang words, but has apparently gone "downhill" because now its a place for everyone to display their opinions, stupid or not.

The site is now intended for people to complain about how stupid and preachy everyone is on the site while at the same time they ARE preaching... about how stupid and preachy and everyone on the site is.

Other Person - You people from urban dictionary just write your biased opinions and utter bullshit with your heads up your asses, all of you.

Me - Well golly gee, you could always screw off if you want to, because I, and a lot of other people, like it.

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Other Person #2 - Are you serial? You're all black-hating racists

Me - Or we're people enraged by America's pathetic social state, where everyone has to be politically correct minority-ass-kissing people, or you'll get your ass kicked and lose your job.

urban dictionary by The War Ham December 26, 2008

Urban Dictionary Retry

Urban Dictionary Retry Is when you resubmit the exact same definition that was rejected before without changing it whatsoever

This is because it was perfect the first time!

Unfortunately the first time it was reviewed by losers that had no stance of humor or imagination. However the second time it was reviewed by totally cool people with intelligent and good taste !

Joe: I can’t believe those idiots didn’t publish your awesome definition the first time

Max: Yup: ... that’s why I did the “Urban Dictionary Retry“

Urban Dictionary Retry by Free Speech 4 UD January 26, 2019

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

Something about Urban dictionary policies you should know before posting

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary RESUBMITTING 

Urban Dictionary RESUBMITTING try Is when you resubmit the exact same definition that was rejected before without changing it whatsoever

This is because it was perfect the first time!

Unfortunately the first time it was reviewed by losers that had no sense of humor or imagination. However the second time it was reviewed by totally cool people with intelligent and good taste !

Joe: I can’t believe those idiots didn’t publish your awesome definition the first time

Max: Yup: ... that’s why I did the “Urban Dictionary RESUBMITTING”

Urban Dictionary RESUBMITTING by Free Speech 4 UD January 27, 2019

Urban Dictionary Appifany 

When an idea for a word suddenly appears in your head.

Likely to happen when not trying to come up with a new word. One is probably doing something boring, like sitting on a buss, or taking a dump.

"Hey, I totally had an Urban Dictionary Appifany on the buss today"
"Cool, what is it?"
"Urban Dictionary Appifany"

Urban Dictionary Appifany by foggel April 15, 2009

urban dictionary 

1. a dictionary of slang.......rarely
2. a place for ironic, self-deprecating definitions such as this one
3. a place to bitch about "losers at school", rave about that girl/guy you fucked last night, diss other races or subcultures, etcetera
4. a place where people like myself bitch about the website yet use it all the time
5. a place where people who know what terms mean go to laugh at what other people think it means

1. dude: a guy or person
2. urban dic is GAY!
3. Roger: a gay fat loser who is gay gay gay
Black people: Dirty shitty nigger idiots
Goths: Gay fucking vampire wannabes who need to be shot
Sarah: A HOT BLONDE BITCH I BANGED!!
4. urban dictionary is so pointless!!!!
5. wow, these guys really think xinsertx means xinsertx thumbs down that shit

urban dictionary by skudge January 10, 2008