Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025

Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

That's what the shutdown is really about.

Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Food toilet

Another term for microwave. It’s usual glass disc spins just as water spins in a toilet.

Political Jargon when you’re too drunk to understand what they’re talking about; or if sober when they no longer make any sense.

The food toilet is brand new, let me use it first before you destroy it.

These food toilets are just stuffing the media with nonsense.

by Crankdat defs November 22, 2025

post-food-clarity

- The shitty feeling you get after making an expensive doordash order, and eating it until you are stuffed (or sometimes not finishing your food)

- Emotions range from feeling hopeless, depressed, fatigue, and broke.

-Bro you just bought 50 wings from wingstop, why aren't you eating?

-Yeah man, I just ate 20, and I'm full... And I have 30 wings left. I can't believe I just wasted 60 bucks on some tough ass chicken. I'm going to cry myself to sleep and let my wings get hard as a rock in the fridge
-Damn bro, post-food-clarity is a bitch

by Post food clarity hater December 5, 2025

Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA)

An association comprised of retarded kids at Millbury High School who throw food at each other during lunch, in which the only rule is to not throw liquids at one another. A snapchat groupchat

Damn bro, Aiden Phillipo is a Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA) legend, this dude really hit a teacher with a carrot and got away with it. Nicholas Jones on the other hand is the biggest retard in the entirety of the Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA), as this dumb fucking nigger always throws stupid ass shit like milk and syrup at people because he's an anti-fun loser.

by dumbperson12345 December 11, 2025