A small Central Albertan town just north of Calgary, where it is ‘cool’ to wear cowboy boots and jeans to high school, even if you live down the street from the school. It is also mandatory to drive a pickup truck with no muffler, and support Trump even if you can’t vote and do not live in America.
by Cooldood19 December 13, 2021
Get the The Town of Crossfieldmug. A B-town Bitch is a person who acts big and bad over text, but will never actually do anything they talk about. The B-town Bitch will try and make arrangements to throw hands and never show up, then continue to harass you and call YOU a bitch for "not showing up in time". Not to be confused with a keyboard warrior, the classic B-town Bitch will only ever send you empty threatening text message, nothing more.
"This kid won't stop blowing up my phone! He keeps making all these empty threats but refuses to step to me! You know what? I'm done wasting my time on this B-town Bitch."
by Dankwing_Duck_94 December 26, 2014
Get the B-town Bitchmug. K-Town is a city in Florida called Kissimmee where its known for its abundance of weed and gangs and shootings.
One of the most dangerous places in Florida
One of the most dangerous places in Florida
by KTOWN SOLDIER October 19, 2020
Get the K-Townmug. Trudeau Towns (noun): A term used to describe homeless encampments in Canada, resulting from the immigration policies of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and the Liberal Party of Canada. The term is often used by critics to highlight perceived negative impacts of these policies on housing and homelessness.
The once-thriving neighborhoods have now been overrun by sprawling Trudeau Towns, a grim testament to the Liberal government's reckless immigration policies, leaving countless Canadians stranded in a sea of poverty and despair.
by Trudeaustopia August 13, 2024
Get the Trudeau Townmug. A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.
Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.
Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me
what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me
what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024
Get the Sheriff of town nowheremug. "Cool Jesus" - He wears his cap backwards, surfs with his bros (like Dave Anthony), longboards to work, and drinks IPAs at the local brew pup with his bros. Gary doesn't believe, but Jose does. (Ref: The Dollop Podcast)
All the kids are down with the J-Town.
Gary is going to hell because he killed Dave's dad. Not cool with J-Town.
J-Town has the best Jam Pad.
2023, the year of our lord, J-Town.
Gary is going to hell because he killed Dave's dad. Not cool with J-Town.
J-Town has the best Jam Pad.
2023, the year of our lord, J-Town.
by jtown77 November 12, 2023
Get the J-Townmug. a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.
symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”
That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022
Get the Town Syndromemug.