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Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
by killermachime15 March 30, 2023
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Socks

Socks Is a common name for a dog. A dog called Socks is usually called Socks due to the dog's lower legs being a different colour to the rest of the dog's body.
My dog is called Socks because it's body is black and it's lower legs are white. This makes it look like my dog is wearing white socks resulting in it's name.
by Blizzuminati December 4, 2016
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sock bingo

When you go through all your mismatched socks looking for pairs.
After several trips to the laundry now it's time to play sock bingo.
by Wildo91 July 17, 2024
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International Banana Sock Day

February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.
“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”
by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 3, 2021
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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
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Cock Sock

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."
by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018
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