This rule states that when masturbating with your right hand your thumb points in the direction the spooge will fly and your curled fingers will point in the direction your dick will bend if you jerk it with the right hand all the time.
There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.
There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.
"It's good to be an ambitextrious masturbater.If you don't switch from your right hand once in awhile the right hand rule will tell you which way your dick will get bent."
by E. Jack Ulator November 19, 2009
Get the Right Hand Rulemug. by Dref321 October 4, 2009
Get the Ground rule doublemug. A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.
I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.
by jv4life_11 May 8, 2011
Get the 2 Week Rulemug. Ex:
Go to any place that rents movies, rent some, slap that shiet into your computer and start ripping them. There you go, no need to pay $20 for DvDs anymore.
How to do it you say? Find out yourself biaatch!
Go to any place that rents movies, rent some, slap that shiet into your computer and start ripping them. There you go, no need to pay $20 for DvDs anymore.
How to do it you say? Find out yourself biaatch!
by ongfooksan July 15, 2004
Get the Rule of the 3 "R's"mug. When you see a customer within 10 feet of you, you ask them if they need assistance. This applies to employees at retail stores like Wal*mart.
Bob (a Walmart associate) is stocking shelves in the chemical department, and he notices a customer about 6 feet away looking at the air-fresheners. Bob uses the "10 foot rule": "How are you today sir? I notice you're looking at the air-fresheners today." Customer: "Yes sir. I see you have new Glade candles scents for the fall season." Bob: "Why yes we do. We have 4 new scents to choose from, and we also have them in the spray forms, as well as the plug-in oil refills." The associate used the 10 foot rule very well resulting in a happy customer who will most likely continue to shop there time and time again.
by Grunge4Life82484 September 19, 2013
Get the 10 foot rulemug. A common texting agreement between two or more acquaintances that after a 5 minute period with no reply, you must accept the fact that the person you are trying to reach does not want to talk to you. After this 5 minute period, you may not re-send your message, send a new one, call, or apologize for interrupting their meeting. This agreement is usually made official by means of contract, or simply by not disagreeing when the rule is suggested.
Man 1: Hey man 2, lets go to the club man!
Man 2: Ahh man I can't, im waiting for Katie to reply.
Man 3: Dammit Man 2, you've been waiting for Katie to reply for at least 6 minutes now. 5 minute rule dude.
Man 2: Ahh man I can't, im waiting for Katie to reply.
Man 3: Dammit Man 2, you've been waiting for Katie to reply for at least 6 minutes now. 5 minute rule dude.
by Mr. Yell-O March 7, 2010
Get the 5 minute rulemug. Contrary to the belief, it is actually 5 seconds from when you see the food that you may consume it without it being dirty or at all harmful to your body because, come on, it's only been five seconds.
"Sweet! A cheeto!"
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."
by Sabrina O'Henry May 20, 2007
Get the 5 second rulemug.