Dead Kids on her Lips

To cum on a females lips after she gives you head.

Yo! After she sucked my dick she had my Dead Kids on her Lips.

by npgirl August 5, 2016

don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

by trippy trip February 27, 2023

ur nans dead cat

A word which is used to make a person you are talking feel confused and stop talking to you.

Ben: hi peter
Peter: ur nans dead cat

Teacher: Peter whats the answer to question 1
Peter: ur nans dead cat

by pengist munch in the cinema January 9, 2018

Can't swing a dead cat.

When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.

I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."

by kraash October 17, 2006

Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021

kane and lynch dead men

Kane and Lynch Dead Men is a great third person shooter with "fuck" thrown in nearly every sentence. The voice acting is perfect, the shoot-outs can be intence, multiplayer is fun (except for those little pricks who feel cool by being a traitor), but Kane and Lynch didn't get the credit it deserved.

"Dude Kane and Lynch Dead Men sucks, it only got a 6.7 out of ten!"

"Fuck you dude, try it, don't believe the stupid reviews, just try it!"

by alter-ego Comrade Kane January 14, 2008

Wanking Dead Dogs off

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.

"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"

by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008