Cheeky Bum Wank

A Cheeky Bum Wank is when a man slides a finger or a couple of fingers up another man's ass whilst having a wank in a public place. Usually in, but not limited to, public toilets.

Lee and Buck have gone to the toilet for a Cheeky Bum Wank

by CheezeEGGSTREEME November 13, 2018

licked a bum's ass

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.

Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.

by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

bum chong wang

Its meaans "your a spoilt dumbass" in chinese

Gerard: your a bum chong wang you know that
Lance: true true

by Arjun Nanda March 18, 2008

Bum Beard Bandit

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?

Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!

by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008

bum rush

Similar to the expression "left holding the baby". i.e. you ask a group of friends or colleagues to volunteer or help in some way, and everyone actively avoids you. All you can see are "bums rushing away from you".

I asked my friends to help paint my new home, but all I got was a bum rush.

by haggis123 March 23, 2010

Raged out bum

i didnt mean that sus ass combo a combo is 2 things that work together dumb fucking bitchass prigga
bummy ass bum
fucking dumb shit
bum
0 brain cells

I told my friend "i didnt mean that sus ass combo a combo is 2 things that work together dumb fucking bitchass prigga
bummy ass bum fucking dumb shit bum 0 brain cells" i was being a Raged out bum

by wahmik1 January 25, 2021

Dumb idiot bum

Yasmine F.

Me : I failed science class
My friend : you dumb idiot bum

by Yeah but it is y February 2, 2019