Anal Breath

The smell of breath that smells like Anal and Angus Varnys breath and word he gets aroused by.

Angus Varney has Anal Breath.

by cockmaster800 April 8, 2009

anal gold

when you fist another man, all the feces left over upon withdrawl is known as anal gold

i shoved my hand in David's glory hole and when I pulled it out all I was left with was a handful of anal gold.

by pooperSnooper January 8, 2011

Anal Vinyard

When two homosexual lovers have anal sex over a wine barrel, the oils from the activity slowly fill the barrel. This oil containing mostly liquid feces, semen, blood, and sweat is then fermented for roughly four months and then bottled, sometimes carbonated if by the buyer. This liquid delicacy is enjoyed only by those who can afford it, and mostly used to cater big parties. The majority of people who like it say it tastes like caviar mixed with vegemite.

When Two guys who love eachother, A & B, lets call A Cody, and B Damian decide they want to make love oils in a barrel. And produce their own brand this is refered to as an anal vinyard.

by Nonya business August 29, 2008

anal candy

Any Caucasian male or female because they are always the first to be raped in prison and the fact that white women are proven sluts who give it up to any man with a bigger dick than the average white mans 5 and a half incher.

"Look at that white boy jogging in flip flops,a frat sweater and a american eagle hat that has new era sticker on it!" ...."What Kinda anal candy does this shit?" ... "i dont know but he runs like he has a dick up his ass."

by hick licker March 8, 2007

Anal badger

Someone who is very pedantic, self indulged, persistent, always thinks their right and loves badgers bumb holes.

"Stop Asking me to lick your ring you Anal Badger!!!"

by tom_thumb January 11, 2008

Anal Retentive

1. Term to describe someone who can't take a shit.

2. Someone who is constipated.

"God, Tim is totally anal retentive."
"Yeah dude he hasn't taken a dump in weeks."

by Hodge329.1 May 17, 2009

Anal Crickets

When ones anus itches so badly they resort to clipping the individual hairs by using cricket legs to extract the foicles. The eastern European cricket anuskus munchielias is commonly used to remedy such discomfort.

John: "Fuck my ass itches so badly! Have you heard of ANAL CRICKETS!"

Frank: "Have you heard of Anuskus Munchielias, its an all natural remedy to ittchy balloon knots."

by Topum Hat May 20, 2010