Eskil Egg

He is a egg and hes head is the biggest head in the world. And he likes people whos called caitlyn. And he is a idiot and his breath is a imposter.

Eskil Egg is very ugly and he likes theo beijer

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Egg Nog

When a man puts cinnamon in his pee hole and cums in a girls mouth, it creates egg nog

“Wanna taste my egg nog?”

by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020

Don’t fall on an egg

To be very wary of your surroundings

When you go out don’t fall on an egg

by Smia December 15, 2020

Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.

"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"

by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020

Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

egg

"a food that you eat, it tastes great"

"we will eat eggs, for breakfast today".

by euhjkfhwjknf October 27, 2020