a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.

He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

by Turttlemugger December 04, 2008

Double Dip Mama Bird

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without warning. He then sucks the jizz out of her, and drops it into her mouth.

Often abbreviate as DDMB

Ryan: Hey Bryan guess what I did to my sister last night
Bryan: Wait... You didn't...
Ryan: Yes I did. I hit her with the Double Dip Mama Bird.
Bryan: No way! You're the coolest dad ever!

by Issa Knife Issa Issa Knife March 24, 2020

angry bird kick of rage

A kick that Makimachi Misao uses on Rurouni Kenshin in the series Rurouni Kenshin when Kenshin isn't listening.

Misao:Why aren't you listening to me!
Kenshin:...
Misao:Angry bird kick of rage!
Kenshin:oro?!?

by raygrouogre May 25, 2007

Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.

The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.

by Longview March 16, 2005

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

by mrnmrst April 06, 2017

Say Word 2 Big Bird

well DUH SAY WORD 2 BIG BIRD dont it tell u ? or r ya 2 fucking stuid!?

Hommie #1- hey yo u c that huge dunk by SHAQ

Hommie #2 Oh shit Say Word 2 Big Bird!

by BigBird March 17, 2004

stone two birds with one bong hit

To complete two jobs with one action.

Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!

by Chiagulera May 24, 2009