bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024

douche pig

a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.

dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal

by deadlykitty August 28, 2006

dirty ass filthy pig

one who is not only dirty but who is extremely dirty

my former boss treats employees and customers extremely badly he is a dirty ass filthy pig

by bluebear August 16, 2025

Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

Wussy Pig

A Cross Breed Between A Pig And A Boar. Thus It's Name Was Developed As Wussy Pig. Will Throw It's Own Feces At It's Enemies If Threatened.

I Think I Saw A Wussy Pig Defecating In My Yard.

by Wussy Pig October 3, 2008

Thick as a pig

The girls got curves she’s truly thick like a pig

Damn girl you’re as thick as a pig

by Ohchet July 3, 2018

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 3, 2023